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missenchantment:

barfingunicorn:

missenchantment:

barfingunicorn:

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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missenchantment YOU POSTED ONE THE OTHER DAY AND I SENT YOU A THING OMG but idk if you answered it??

YOU ASKED…

I’ll be Becky Sue, you be Cindy Mae,
we can live on a farm and raise pigs.


👀 eye roll 🍥

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the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up

(via handbuiltbyrob0ts)

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3 hours ago

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

(Source: skullspeare, via handbuiltbyrob0ts)

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3 hours ago

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

(Source: pia-pium, via handbuiltbyrob0ts)

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jakemalik:

someone sent me an ask saying “stop taking so many pictures of your dog”

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bruno takes his own selfies its not me guys

(Source: hi, via handbuiltbyrob0ts)

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3 hours ago

kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

Woah.

(Source: the-gallium-knight, via handbuiltbyrob0ts)

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3 hours ago

barfingunicorn:

missenchantment:

barfingunicorn:

missenchantment:

thesonicscrew:

spyderqueen:

dansbunk:

handbuiltbyrob0ts:

[x]

aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE

I love Cat Shaming attempts because it’s always clear from their expressions they a) give zero fucks what you think and b) totally intend to reoffend.

Look at how proud Butter-Cat is though.

"Yes….yes I DID lick the butter!"

barfingunicorn

I am also guilty of some of these things

STOP LICKING THE BUTTER!

Okay fine. But I am NOT going to stop pooping on the rug when I’m angry

as long as you don’t do it at my house. I already get enough of that shit from the dog.

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arekelly:

dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you


I would be super happy.

arekelly:

dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you

I would be super happy.

(Source: alenamonz, via moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur)

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barfingunicorn:

missenchantment:

barfingunicorn:

missenchantment:

Arizona Drivers

barfingunicorn

I can’t drive in rain because my wipers don’t work 😥

dude…  You need a new car

Dude. I need a new everything.

we are working on that!

barfingunicorn:

missenchantment:

barfingunicorn:

missenchantment:

Arizona Drivers


barfingunicorn

I can’t drive in rain because my wipers don’t work 😥

dude… You need a new car

Dude. I need a new everything.

we are working on that!

(Source: memewhore)

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3 hours ago

jimfinite-moriparty:

wingedknightofmisha:

I love how Jared and Jensen are just trying to out-pose each other and then they finally look over and see Misha’s pose and they just lose it.

i thought that was a giant misha omg

(Source: lehnsherrerik, via one-crafty-dame)

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just-liza:


((BWAHAHA))

// oH MY GOD IS THAT A DANCING PENIS?! IT LOOKS SO HAPPY XD I CAN’T EVEN WHAT THE HELL

just-liza:

((BWAHAHA))

// oH MY GOD IS THAT A DANCING PENIS?! IT LOOKS SO HAPPY XD I CAN’T EVEN WHAT THE HELL

(via one-crafty-dame)

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booksandhotchocolate:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released seven years ago - July 21, 2007.

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