On the downside, I’m not that attractive.
On the UPside, if I lived back in Aztec times, they wouldn’t sacrifice me to the Gods for my beauty, by tearing my beating heart out of my chest…
So there’s that…
According to science we are actually getting more attractive, so there’s a good chance they would consider you beautiful and thus sacrificeable. Sorry dude, no getting out of this one.
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
You guys don’t know how delighted I am to see her with stretch marks. Women have stretch marks and models aren’t exempt. Signal boost for this beauty with tiger stripes.
literally everyone has stretch marks. that is what actual human bodies look like.
my mum’s a fitness and dance teacher so she works with different groups etc and I just heard her in the other room on the phone like “the reason mothers get bad backs when they’re pregnant is because they have no core strength if they made sure to work on that then it wouldn’t be a problem” so obviously i yelled across the house in my most macho voice like “MUMS WITH ABS"